Sidney, Montana had the closest garage. The tow truck driver told him its proprietor was a former Egyptian Air Force mechanic who cut his chops working on F16s.
It was a long drive back to town and the tow truck driver didn’t have much else to say except he no longer thought climate change was phony.
What changed his mind was when the Blackfoot River sent his brother’s doublewide floating a mile and a half downstream. A good thing none of them were home at the time. They weren’t even in town, but down in Ajo, Arizona for a chili cookoff where they came in second.
