Castrated Lobbyists
Castrated Lobbyists 2025 In Washington D.C. there were 12,566 active individual lobbyists. In Washington, D.C. there are 4,800 public school teachers. The Washington D.C. Metropolitan Police Department has 3,200 sworn officers.
The Pale Man
The Pale Man 2025 When the pale man took his razor And cut the crimson sky He couldn’t see the gardeners And he couldn’t see them cry.
Cauliflower Candles
Cauliflower Candles 2025
A Venal Prisoner
A Venal Prisoner 2025 Then the prisoner came out laughing With his crimson robe aglow He stopped to tell the warden it was time for him to go. The walls and wire melted and the sun lit up the night The warden took his flask out and handed it around And the guards spit...
Lost Libraries
Lost Libraries 2025
Forklift On Fire
Forklift On Fire 2025
Punch Drunk At High Tide
Punch Drunk At High Tide 2025
The Desperate Delicatessen
The Desperate Delicatessen 2025
December 1943
December 1943 2025 It is December 1943, a tragic month on America’s rails. The eastbound Santa Fe Chief pulls in to Union Station in Kansas City. Fats Waller’s manager comes to check on his client and finds Fats dead in his berth. The composer of “Ain’t Misbehavin’”...
Counterclockwise Courage
Counterclockwise Courage 2025
Borrowed Passports
Borrowed Passports 2025
Silent Egyptians
Silent Egyptians 2025
The Troubled Valley
The Troubled Valley 2025
Midnight Sunburn
Midnight Sunburn 2025
Breathless Cargo
Breathless Cargo 2025
A Warm Night In Toronto
A Warm Night In Toronto 2025 We are out on the little back porch, off the kitchen of my top floor lodgings on Palmerston Boulevard. It is a hot, uncomfortable night in Toronto. We have a bottle of Wild Turkey and a case of Miller High Life, those little pony bottles....
Three Blind Bartenders
Three Blind Bartenders 2025
Closing Time
Closing Time 2025 The devil strolled in with his lobbyist friend And caught the neon light The barback set off running Pool cues warped and the chalk blew apart The eight ball sailed across the room like a cannon ball aglow And then it was closing time.
